Sunday, December 26, 2010

Whew! Are You As Glad As I Am...

 I'm very happy that the holidays are on the down slide.  Or is it the down slope?  Well, you know what I mean.  Just one more to get through.  But Santa was very good to me this year, I have to say!

Of all the Christmas gifts I received, this is my fav.  Because you all know how addicted I have become to the VS.  My collection of hip hugger panties is growing by leaps and bounds and now I've started a new collection.  Bras.  I know it sounds absolutely silly, but for some strange reason I've become one of those women.  You know the ones...they wear matching bras and panties.  They buy florals and polka dots and stripes and lace.  They don't just buy one bra or a pair of panties.  It must be bra&pantie - the matching set.  Like peanut butter and jelly.  You can't do one without the other.

I used to think the concept was ridiculous and way too girlie.  I mean, who gives a crap if your panties match your bra, right?  Who's going to know if you're wearing a bra covered in tiny purple flowers and green leaves, iced with pale green lace, and the pretty matching panties?  My old answer:  No One.  My new answer: I WILL!

How important is it that you pair the panties of black polka dots on cream background with the black lace bra rather than the charcoal lace bra?  VERY!

I can be super confident that, should the unfortunate occur and I am forced to strip down to my undies, everyone will be envious and just a little ashamed of the state of their own affairs.  You never know when you might be called on to quickly shed your clothes and jump into a body of water to rescue someone or something.  Always be prepared.  Not only will you be a hero, you will most probably get a hot date out of it.  At least, that's my theory.   And no, I'm not randomly hanging around bodies of water looking for possible rescue situations.

The real reason I've started wearing these under-the-clothing ensembles is because it makes me feel good.  It makes me feel sexy.  It's my little secret that makes me smile a lot more these days.  Those of you who might think I'm crazy...try it.  You'll like it.

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